I could not count the amount of times I had little goblins that smelled like wet pot smoke hop in line in front of my children.
I don't want to seem like this review is poor solely because of the staff, because the park goers were 80% made up of groups that you would see at an Insane Clown Posse /Travis Scott concert. I saw only 3 uniformed lifeguards in the waterpark that was packed with easily +500 people. The staff there was nice and understanding when I asked for a refund, so I want to apologize if I was rude at the time.
I must give kudos to the company that made made the website and the professional photographer they hired. If being cat-fished was a place, this would have been the 'Automotive Marketing Distribution Executive' that was actually a used car salesman.
